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Gingerbeard has seen some shit. Submit your relationship problems, moral dilemmas, existential crises, or fashion predicaments to him in the anonymous contact form below and read his advice in the next issue of Oregon Voice. Don’t forget to sign your query with a weird yet relevant acronym; for example, if you are seeking advice on how to find a mate, you might choose the name Wanting to Impregnate Someone Hella (WISH). The days of crying yourself to sleep are over.