Obvious Victors: The Dance-Off Edition
It’s a matter of fact. The Oregon Voice reigns as the best body movin’ jerk jivin’ publication crew in town, after Friday night’s dance-off vs. Ethos Magazine.
In the multifaceted history of the dance-off, eccentricity of movement is not the only factor in clinching a title. The demeanor and visual presentation of a dancer are just as essential.
The meager uniform clad Ethos team couldn’t even begin to challenge the multi-colored, textile sensual, wild styles of the Voice wardrobe.
Uncharacteristic aggression came easy when attempting to establish dominance, with chest thrusting and ass backing up abound. The Campbell Club dance hall was nearly at capacity when DJ Foodstamp dropped his funky soul pressed beats on the battleground. A place where adrenaline induced early onset Alzheimer’s, making memories of one’s time on center stage a whirlwind blur.
