WTF
Tim Allen words MARGARET APPEL art JULIAN EARNEST It’s important in this “Daddy Issue” edition of the Oregon Voice that we highlight at least one on-screen father whom we actually have an issue with. While I can’t speak for every member of our staff, I think I can safely speak for most of us when [...]
WTF Peachwave
words MARGARET APPEL art JULIAN EARNEST Think you can’t access self-serve frozen yogurt from three different vendors within a one-block radius? Think again. In case you lost track, I’m here to remind you that there are now three competing frozen yogurt shops within eyeshot of 13th and Alder — and honestly, people, the madness has [...]
WTF STFU
words SAIGE KOLPACK art JULIAN EARNEST As most of you know campus is going smoke and tobacco free. To be honest, I don’t really have much of an opinion on the matter. We all know it’s not good for your health, and if people still want to smoke, it’s their choice. What [...]
WTF Arrested Development
words ALEX MARGA art JULIAN EARNEST It’s been a long and hard five years. But now, things are changing. Soon we will no longer have to live without frozen bananas or rapping puppets named Franklin. Without a one-armed man scaring us half to death to teach us lessons or blue men who are afraid to take their [...]
WTF Party Poopers
words MARY-KATE MORONEY art JULIAN EARNEST Break it up! Party’s over. But first, allow me to give a brief party-pooper history. In 2003, the city of Eugene passed a law banning any activity likely to attract more than 25 people in the downtown area. In December of that same year, the affected area was expanded [...]
