Minutia

Garbanzo Journalism

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I’ve been in Hawaii for two days. I just found the following words scribbled in my notepad. I assume I wrote them. • The theme of this airplane adventure: I wonder what my pupils look like. • [My roommate] Shining Grass drove me to the airport. After passing her my lighter, and momentarily grabbing the [...]


Nancy Drew and the Case of the Broken Voice Box

“Nancy! Come quick. There’s trouble on the University of Oregon campus!” Noah exclaimed. His brow was furrowed, he looked concerned. “Oh my goodness!” Nancy yelped. “I biked all the way back to the Campbell Club after leaving the Dance-Off just to tell you about it, since you’re such a super mystery-solver,” added Scot, Editor-in-Chief of [...]


“The Simpsons” To Release New Theme Song After 21 Years

Pitchfork has released an article announcing that Andrew WK and one of my personal favorite hip-hop groups, People Under the Stairs, have collaborated and created a new variation of Danny Elfman’s Simpson’s theme song. It will air in the end credits on January 16th’s all new episode. Will you check it out? I know I [...]


‘Passion’ dummer parties solo? Not exactly.

The headline of today’s Oregon Daily Emerald boldly states: ”Passion’ drummer parties solo,’ in reference to the Passion Pit house party Friday night that was orchestrated by the Oregon Voice and The Nudelman in lieu of the band entirely postponing (Don’t say ‘cancelling’!) their performance that was scheduled to take place in the EMU Ballroom. [...]


Naked Raccoon in Toronto

There’s a naked raccoon on the loose in Toronto. We’re working with the Cultural Forum to book it for a show at Agate Hall next year. It’ll be better than Fleet Foxes. Story here